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  • How are u? Still sleeping ok or has your matesprit kept you busy?
    Anonymous

    WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU I HAD A MATESPRIT?

    • 3 weeks ago
    • 1 notes
  • Reblog if you’re willing to answer anything that comes in your ask right now

    (via noahlusion)

    Source: for3ver-d0p3
    • 4 weeks ago
    • 116827 notes
  • What's the best advice you could give to someone playing SGURB?
    Anonymous

    GOD TIER GOD TIER, FOR THE FUCKING LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD YOU SHOULD FUCKING GOD TIER AND MAKE SURE THAT YOU DON’T PLAY WITH A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES THAT WILL FIGHT AMONGST EACH OTHER.

    • 1 month ago
  • Do you ever plan to make a memoir?
    Anonymous

    I DON’T KNOW. SHIT, I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF I’LL FUCKING LIVE LONG ENOUGH FOR THAT!

    • 1 month ago
  • What have you been up to lately?
    Anonymous

    SITTING AROUND BORED AS SHIT. ITS ABOUT TIME ONE OF YOU IGNORANT LITTLE SHITS GAVE ME AN ASK TO RESPOND TO, MY GOG!

    • 1 month ago
    • 1 notes
  • Impersonate me in my ask?

    (via dave-twerk-it-strider)

    Source: fortroughs
    • 1 month ago
    • 41357 notes
  • NO ASKS!

    OK, I HAVEN’T BEEN PUTTING ANY SHIT ON THIS BLOG FOR A WHILE. YOU WANNA KNOW WHY YOU LITTLE NOOKSNIFFERS? I HAVEN’T BEEN GETTING ANY GOG DAMNED ASKS! THAT’S WHY! I HAVE 11 FUCKING FOLLOWERS! I SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST A FEW SHITTY ASKS!

    • 1 month ago
    • #karkat ask blog
    • #no asks
    • #help me
    • #I need asks
  • allistorscottiekirkland:

    betttycrocker:

    twinfistsinyourass:

    holy fuck

    you rang

    j

    SURE, WHATEVER!

    (via lilyrighter)

    Source: autosage
    • 2 months ago
    • 28606 notes
    • #Betty Crocker
    • #Homestuck
    • #They really felt the need to say that
    • #Way to go Hussie
  • Karkat I love you.
    Anonymous

    WHY DON’T YOU COME OFF ANON AND SAY THAT?

    • 2 months ago
    • 1 notes
  • my mum said if this post gets to 100,000 notes then she might get me a new laptop

    use-the-pasta-within-you:

    panda-on-fire:

    the-internet-bed:

    30stmcr:

    knightsofchlamydia:

    seriously though, my laptop is in terrible condition:

    image

    image

    *sobs quietly*
    okay so my laptop keeps crashing and overheating [the heat of one thousand suns is currently coming out from the bottom], the track pad barely works, and it’s extremely slow. please help me :——(

    ok you’re getting a new laptop

    image

    It’s okay baby, we’re getting you a new laptop. 

    A laptop is needed here

    We need to accomplish this

    (via koneko-niigata)

    Source: whifflefuck
    • 2 months ago
    • 101673 notes
  • camach0:

reblog this bitchesz

    camach0:

    reblog this bitchesz

    (via koneko-niigata)

    Source: camach0.com
    • 2 months ago
    • 99163 notes
  • f-oodwbu:

pornflak3s:

4irport:

meowry4n:

tw1sts:

most respected picture on tumblr.

i love this picture so much

agree. everyone should reblog this, even if you’re straight.



Especially if you’re straight*

    f-oodwbu:

    pornflak3s:

    4irport:

    meowry4n:

    tw1sts:

    most respected picture on tumblr.

    i love this picture so much

    agree. everyone should reblog this, even if you’re straight.

    Especially if you’re straight*

    (via koneko-niigata)

    Source: toolongtobewith
    • 2 months ago
    • 208079 notes
  • luigi495:

    maideofheart:

    anonymous-four-year-old:

    is it just me, or does this new solar system

    image

    look like

    image

    NOPE

    OH GOD HUSSIE CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE

    WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

    (via koneko-niigata)

    Source: anonymous-four-year-old
    • 2 months ago
    • 25599 notes
  • waywardsuperwholockianwizard:

    aviculor:

    swiftswagger:

    priest-of-rage:

    ravenouscomplex:

    niknak79:

    How to make your monitor only visible to you

    THAT IS REALLY COOL

    If my mom saw me staring at my laptop with nothing but a blank screen it would go one of two ways.

    She would either A: Accept it and carry on.

    or B: Finally decide I’ve gone nuts and get me help

    I’m just going to put this on my list of things to do.

    omfg

    Have we finally found a safe way to scroll through tumblr, look at nsfw fanart and read gay fanfiction in public without having to worry about people reading over our shoulders? 

    (via koneko-niigata)

    Source: niknak79
    • 2 months ago
    • 95885 notes
  • Who's the other one?
    shadowofthelamp

    THE MAYOR GUY.

    • 2 months ago
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