WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU I HAD A MATESPRIT?
(via noahlusion)
GOD TIER GOD TIER, FOR THE FUCKING LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD YOU SHOULD FUCKING GOD TIER AND MAKE SURE THAT YOU DON’T PLAY WITH A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES THAT WILL FIGHT AMONGST EACH OTHER.
I DON’T KNOW. SHIT, I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF I’LL FUCKING LIVE LONG ENOUGH FOR THAT!
SITTING AROUND BORED AS SHIT. ITS ABOUT TIME ONE OF YOU IGNORANT LITTLE SHITS GAVE ME AN ASK TO RESPOND TO, MY GOG!
(via dave-twerk-it-strider)
OK, I HAVEN’T BEEN PUTTING ANY SHIT ON THIS BLOG FOR A WHILE. YOU WANNA KNOW WHY YOU LITTLE NOOKSNIFFERS? I HAVEN’T BEEN GETTING ANY GOG DAMNED ASKS! THAT’S WHY! I HAVE 11 FUCKING FOLLOWERS! I SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST A FEW SHITTY ASKS!
WHY DON’T YOU COME OFF ANON AND SAY THAT?
seriously though, my laptop is in terrible condition:
*sobs quietly*
okay so my laptop keeps crashing and overheating [the heat of one thousand suns is currently coming out from the bottom], the track pad barely works, and it’s extremely slow. please help me :——(ok you’re getting a new laptop
It’s okay baby, we’re getting you a new laptop.
A laptop is needed here
We need to accomplish this
(via koneko-niigata)
most respected picture on tumblr.
i love this picture so much
agree. everyone should reblog this, even if you’re straight.
Especially if you’re straight*
(via koneko-niigata)
is it just me, or does this new solar system
look like
NOPE
OH GOD HUSSIE CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
(via koneko-niigata)
How to make your monitor only visible to you
THAT IS REALLY COOL
If my mom saw me staring at my laptop with nothing but a blank screen it would go one of two ways.
She would either A: Accept it and carry on.
or B: Finally decide I’ve gone nuts and get me help
I’m just going to put this on my list of things to do.
omfg
Have we finally found a safe way to scroll through tumblr, look at nsfw fanart and read gay fanfiction in public without having to worry about people reading over our shoulders?
(via koneko-niigata)